What Antonio Likes (SpainXReader)

What Antonio Likes (SpainXReader)

Okay, so…I know that I’ve basically been on a haitus with the 2P!Cheater!XReader(XEngland) chapter fanfic, but I just can’t seem to find a good song that will really just fit into the next chapter, so you all MUST be patient with me here! So here, have this…I think you’ll like it :3

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Miss (Name) was having was seemed to be a normal day; getting up, making breakfast, kissing her boyfriend Antonio good-bye, head to work, and then drive home after getting done for the day. Well, she was able to actually get off around an hour and a half early, so (Name) decided to surprise her Spanish lover.

And besides, she wanted to find out what he did when she wasn’t home. It wasn’t that she didn’t trust Antonio, she was just one of those people that get awfully curious over the most unimportant things. Knowing Antonio and his culture, he might as well still be having his siesta! But, The (Hair Color)-ette wanted to see if there was more to it than that.

She pulled into the driveway of her beautiful home, or really their beautiful home. (Name) still sometimes couldn’t believe that she was with a man who was handsome, charming, funny, and downright caring for around 3 whole years now. She never considered herself lucky when it came to people of the opposite gender, so waking up to see his flawless tan face would always make her feel as if she was dreaming.

As the (nationality) girl got out of the car, her train of thought got disturbed as she heard music banging from the inside of the household.

“What in the name of nine almighty hells is going on in there?” (Name) asked herself, confusion shaping itself on her (Skin Color) face. (A/N: Yes, I say ‘What in the name of nine almighty hells’ …I just like the way it sounds.))

Deciding to try and be quiet, the young lady went to the door and brought out her keys, putting it into the whole and slowly opening the door.

When she closed the door and quickly turned around, her eyes widened to the size of two moons.

There, in the middle of her living room, was her Spanish boyfriend…in only his boxers and a tie, rocking to one of the most strangest songs (Name) has ever heard.

‘I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!’

She held her lips together as she felt herself about to burst into fits of laughter from the sight. Toni was shaking his beautiful ass to the music, singing along with Sir Mix-A-Lot.

God, (Name) wasn’t sure how much longer she could hold it in.

‘I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!’

 
“Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5 foot-“ Antonio’s voice halted as he spun and saw his beloved standing near the doorway. ‘Annd I’m dead’ she thought before she fell to the ground laughing her ass off.

Antonio started to stutter in utter embarrassment and tried to explain what the hell she just saw.

One thing he knows for sure though, is that he would never, ever, be able to let this down.